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Frequently
Asked Questions:
Q: Was Rambo involved in killing Usama bin Ladin?
A: Of course. Haven't you seen Rambo 3? He's been in Pakistan before, dolt!
Q: Why did it take Rambo so long to find Osama?
A: Bureaucrats.
Q: How many people has
Rambo killed, total?
A:
http://flowingdata.com/2008/02/22/rambo-kill-counts-from-parts-i-ii-iii-and-iv
Q:
Is there a fifth Rambo coming out?
A: YES! It is called
Q: Is Arnold
Schwarzenegger going to be in Rambo V?
A: Think positive.
Q: What is the name of the love interest
in the second movie?
A: "Co" (played by Julia Nickson). It should also be noted that Rambo's first
headband was that of Co's red [prostitute] dress.
Q: Where do the
Rambo movies take place?
A: First Blood is in the Washington State. Rambo
2 is in Vietnam. Rambo 3 is Afghanistan. Rambo
4 is in Thailand and Burma. Rambo 5 is in
Arizona
Q: What is Rambo's
middle name?
A: The books and movies only mention his middle initial, J. I think its
James though.
Q: What is Rambo's
military rank?
A: His Army rank is classified. All we civilians know is he below
Colonel. If you knew more information, you would be a super general or
president or something.
Q: Is there a video
game depicting Rambo as a total unstoppable force?
A: Yes, there are many.
Q: Which one is the
helicopter one? Only a Vietnam Vet could take on those Ruskie choppers.
A: Commie Helicopters are in 2 and 3. Rambo kills them with explosive
arrows and a head on collision with a tank, respectively.
Q: I want a Rambo
Knife for use in my home for tomatoes. Where can I get one?
A: First, consult a doctor. Then, check out
this page.
Then, check EBAY!
Q: Does Rambo use
MySpace?
A: He doesn't have a computer! There is no internet access in Cambodia
Monk Village and Arizona, anyways.
Q: Is a Rambo MMOG
in development?
A: Ask your local computer store for a Vietnam Online! Maybe Rambo:
Online Vengeance Against Everyone.
Q: What is the
"epic Rambo manuever"?
A: See http://rambomauever.ytmnd.com and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8KdloKFj9s
Q: Does the Rambo
character represent Jesus?
A: The question is, was Jesus afraid of rats? He wasn't as buff as this:
Q: Which one
features a headband?
A: All the movies have headbands! 4x the enjoyment!
Q: Does Rambo's
headband-donning mean he's mad?
A: You need to see the movies, idiot.
Q: Is the Rambo
Headband available for purchase?
A: Check Ebay!
Q: Does Rambo train
[or workout] with the headband on?
A: Rambo, in an interview attributed all of his
successful trouncing of Vietcong and Russians to wrapping a piece of
linen around his lovely raven locks.
Q: Does Rambo sleep
with his headband?
A: THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD.
Q: Was that the same actor who played the
sheriff (in the first one), and the politician (in the second one)?
A: No. You're getting Brian Dennehy and Charles Napier confused. Maybe go see
the eye doctor.
Q: What is there to
know about headbands and the rage center of the brain?
A: According to an expert doctor, the brain's blood vessels are
constricted when a piece of cloth is wrapped around the skull.
Q: Are there some
other web pages devoted to the Rambo Quadrilogy?
A: No. Stop asking.
Q: What's John
Rambo's email address?
A: He doesn't use email! Because Hotmail is owned by a terrorist.
Q: Can I write a fan letter to
Rambo?
A: Rambo is unavailable to receive parcels because of his hermitage.
Q: How do I contact
Rambo? I need some A-Team-like help.
A: In town you're the law,
out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war
you won't believe.
Q: What other
movies do you recommend?
A: Robocop and those movies with aliens and that yellow robot suit for
moving supplies in the marines.
Q: What is the
subtitle of Rambo III?
A: "Annihilation of Afghanistan".
Q: Will you make a
controversial statement to increase page hits?
A: Wikipedia sucks. It is full of lies.
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